On Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009... THE SWORDSMEN (Or Fifty Shades of Gray Matter) A humorous zombie apocalypse series Book 1 Excerpt Ultimately I think it was the traffic that got to me. To be blunt zombies can't drive. And I live in Atlanta-- people here started off being really really crappy drivers. And adding in the effects of ZBF [zombie bird flu]-- the blurred vision inconsistent eye-hand coordination and a cerebral cortex shriveled like Hitler's testicle on an Arctic expedition-- you've got a traffic jam that encircles the city cuts through the city and clogs up most streets downtown. Yet while it was the 24/7 bumper-to-bumper traffic that put me over the edge I have to admit it's really the globe-wide traffic jams-- with undead motorists honking growling and giving whatever fingers that might be left to other zombie motorists-- that have allowed the few remaining uninfected to avoid so far being summarily attacked and eaten. Many of them the survivors I understand have gone to Canada. Think of how that must frustrate the Canadian tourism industry to no end! All those print ads and broadcast campaigns about skiing and fresh air and "darn good fishing"? What a waste! Turns out they had it all wrong. Here's your big winner: "Come to Canada. Zombies don't do winter." So then what about those of us who are no longer pure human? We must ask ourselves we who have begun "the turn " What's our future like? Okay there isn't one. That's the thought that led me to a local pharmacy-- drunk and infected already starting to turn and seeking enough painkillers to punch my ticket for the way out. I was nearly undead and wanted to die. But it didn't turn out that way. It didn't turn out that way at all. * * * The series was formally known as 50 SHADES OF GRAY MATTER but with continued and ongoing confusion that title is now the the subtitle of this series.
