Like many homeless kids fifteen-year-old Mathias Drvar died on the streets. Unlike the rest he came back– as a vampire. If Mathias thought being homeless sucked being a vampire is worse. The vampires who transformed him believe he is the reincarnation of an ancient king. They expect him to quit swearing use a napkin and play by their weird ancient rules. F— that. But after the reigning queen assaults Mathias he has visions of a past life in which he was that king. Turns out the current queen killed him then and wants to kill him again. He’d better grow up fast because if he doesn’t his second life may be shorter than his first.