Howie gets a job at Artie Kraft's Arts 'N Crafts hoping to score with his lady coworkers. After all girls love a sensitive guy and what's more sensitive than dedicating your life to selling yarn and ... stuff? (Okay so maybe it'd be a good idea to actually learn what one sells at an arts 'n crafts store.) But things don't go exactly according to plan. Coworker #1 is Cora: tiny much-pierced and way too fierce to screw with in any sense. Coworker #2 is Kristy: blonde bubbly unattainable perfection. And Coworker #3 is well Arthur. It goes without saying that he’s not an option. Right? … Right? Yeah Howie’s life just got straight up confusing. Pun intended.